Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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