Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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