We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
