So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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