You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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