honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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