Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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