You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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