I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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