i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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