Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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