I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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