google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
