he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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