I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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