the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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