Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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