We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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