I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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