that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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