no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I deserve this hangover.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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