sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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