before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Randomize
