they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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