By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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