I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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