let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
