why didn't you poke me back
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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