normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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