I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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