he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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