i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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