So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Dignity is for republicans.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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