3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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