I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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