How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
