it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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