I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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