There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
