I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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