We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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