it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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