Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So much rum. So many feels.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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