youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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