Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this boner is exhausting
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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