Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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