You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We don't watch enough power rangers
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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