its not stalking. its research.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
