Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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