i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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