I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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