Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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