she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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