the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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